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You’re a beautiful skater.

You’re just a little scared.

I’m not a little scared, I’m terrified.

I could whack her knee with a bat

...or is that too 90s?

All my life I’ve believed I was two things - half witch, half mortal.

Now, something else.

Sabrina...

What’s the plan?

Let’s go to Hell and get my boyfriend back.

Skating is like breathing, and if I stopped, I feel like drowning.

It’s about romance. It’s about tragedy. It’s about sex.

That metaphor got dark real fast.

Masi in Arabic means Messiah.

So this is a cult?

He could be leading them to their death, or he could be creating an army.

Who are you?

[In Hebrew] I am the word.

So, you are “the word”?

Salvation is at hand!

She lied, Adam. She was never pregnant.

Who are you? Why are you saying this?

Think of me as a stranger. A stranger that knows.

Why would you fake a baby, Corinne?

We all have our secrets, Adam. If you knew...

I had a gun on a bunch of people!

My hands were full!

Yeah, but it’s just so...amateur.

Yeah!

We are amateurs.

What’s up? Did you miss me?

No.

Grace, please tell me what happened.

What did he do to you?

There was a whirlwind.

That’s when everything I knew shattered.

Hahaha.

Try and stay calm. You’re doing very well.

What is acting?

Oh no.

How many months until people get discovered, usually? One? Two? Three?

Pickles, should I buy Elefante?

Ooh, then you’d be my husband and my boss, like Ike and Tina Turner...nope!

Raise your glasses, people.

Or raise your joints, cooler people.

to the newlyweds...

Grace and Nick!

[Bud] What? What is she talking about?

[Brianna] What's going on?

Surprise!

[deep voice] In a world where they thought they were fixing a truck,

they were really fixing each other.

That your version of a deep voice?

Good Lord.

That was me - a corporate attorney by day, child bride by night.

This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friend.

Everybody’s either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.

I wish my mom was a sex guru.

Trust me, you don’t.

Let me get you some condoms.

No thanks, Mom!

Don’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mother.

Correct. I’m not your mother. I’m a drag queen on a cross country tour.

What are you doing in here?!

You really don’t belong in the back of my RV.

-Ok, we need to fit in, right? -Uh-huh.

-And this is a medical facility. -Yeah...

-And what are we? -Just friends.

-But to make money, we... -Sell clothes on eBay?

-But professionally, we are... -We’re doctors!

My name's Cory. Cory Carson!

I live in Bumperton Hills.

That’s the firehouse!

Here’s my school. Gary Garbage is awesome.

And Freddie, and Alley, and Jimmy, and Kimmy!

Whoa, slow down, Kiddo. You’re going to get a speeding ticket!

Oops! Sorry, Mama!

You ready?

[squealing]

Yeah!

Humans from the old world. This is a school.

It seems to me that my destiny is to be the Bride of Adventure.

I've come to the happy, evolutionary opinion

that I am unusual...

...and I embrace it.

[both] I swear you are the only bosom friend I will ever have.

Hello!

Behold!

That looks like a way more violent game than we usually let Noah play.

Dad!

But not today! Today the more violent the better.

Come on in!

-Baby, you're missing out. -No, I'm not. [panting]

This lemon water with cayenne is delicious. [panting]

Here. Try it.

...it tastes just like chicken parm. [panting]

You need to go to better restaurants. [clears throat]

Welcome to The Circle, the real life game that asks,

“How far would you go to be popular on social media if there were $100,000 at stake?”

This is The Circle.

We have always been strangers to the night.

But now, new technology allows us to lift the veil of darkness.

When the light fades, new worlds awake.

The problem was that Mr. Moore knew me,

and the solution to that was that Mr. Moore would have to be eliminated.

I felt like I had to murder him to prevent him

from identifying me in the courtroom.

People think that we’re dumb blondes.

But we actually put our bodies in a lot of

...pain.

Owe, sorry!

[narrator] This is Zumbo's Just Desserts.

-[gasping and laughing] -A little bit of magic.

-That's what we're asking for. -So, don't hold back.

[narrator] Ten new passionate dessert makers...

Hahaha.

Welcome to Next In Fashion.

The designers are about to go through a whole series of challenges,

hoping to prove that they are the future of fashion.

I think it’s gonna be messy.

Might be a bit stressful.

But my gosh it’s gonna be fun.