those who smoke weed what are your high
thoughts right now I should put my left
over sloppy joe meat into a quesadilla
sloppy Jose yeah this one's high isn't
that basically what quesadillas are
quote only if you add Mexican cheese
quote is Taco Bell open quote dude I'm
gonna go in there and make a quesadilla
out of my leftovers meatball quesadilla
but what else should I add people who
own pizzerias make pizza dough and they
also make pizza dough LMFAO am I really
clever enough to ask reddit something or
am I just stoned I am really hungry but
I I'm laying in bed with two cats on top
of me and that's better than food you
can't be backwards when you are on
stairs my girlfriend really wants a cat
and we were talking about getting one
but I'm allergic to most cats the Sphynx
cats came up you know the ones that look
like a raw turkey yeah so I was saying I
thought I would still be allergic
because pet dander has also dry skin and
they probably get it just like all cats
and she said yeah you got a Lube em up
every once in a while and just the
thought of some dude dude in his kitchen
grabbing a pair of latex gloves on a
slow eh s Wednesday and saying
come here mittens the cat sauntering
over and this guy just slapping his
lotion loaded hands all over his turkey
cat just made me die laughing and given
how much cats hate water I can't imagine
cocoa butter but anyway yeah I'm in
Canada so it's chill when they sit on
glass because of the lack of hair they
kind of suction a bit then you have to
come by and wipe little cat Donuts on
your glass furniture just FYI I loved
reading this thank you how in gta5 you
can blow up a container ship steal a
nuke and like five cops show up and
that's it but I slap a prostitute and
the whole dn Police Department is on you
I don't know man I'm high because just
like in real life the police force is
more likely to focus on Tabuk crimes
such as prostitution and drug use daamn
nice observation do you think Rockstar
did that intentionally yeah they did
there's a lot of s T like that that is
so specific for instance the Rockstar
developers researched how fast people
want to make it seem more real it's
insane the places they went to make it
realistic if you pee while you drink
water you're basically a hose with extra
steps
what's this lump on my throat do I have
thyroid cancer I put your symptom into
WebMD yep cancer that site is like Oprah
you have cancer and you have cancer
cancer for everybody
quote probably yay when my dog stares
into my soul and I get reoccurring
thought that after we die were born
again into the body of our dogs have you
ever read the egg by Andy weir awhile
ago I said I'm smoking grass while
sitting on grass cracked myself up for
ages either wire pizza boxes square when
pizzas around or why is stuff on the car
called shipment and stuff on a ship has
called cargo quote I just had a really
calm nice time in a video game you can
just fly around a city in Kirby air ride
for Gamecube by any chance what's your
favorite shape and why is it oscillating
shapes are shapes I like to listen to
music when I'm high because every
instrument sounds like a different color
ribbon and when I focus on a specific
ribbon I can see the way that it shakes
around inside of baskets then if I try
to listen to all of the ribbons at the
same time the music gets really colorful
and pretty edit here's what it looks
like to me there are almost twice as
many nipples in the world as there are
people well human nipples
there's a whole lot more nipples on
animals since they have like six you're
right
there are literally like trillions of
nipples out there so does your DK have a
nipple or are your nipples the shape of
dicks
why can't I think of a color that
doesn't exist yet because you don't know
what the colors you can't see look like
tried to think of nothing if you're
really down did that one time did not
have fun I wonder what life's road one
must travel to become a birthday clown
how much of my elbow could I fit in my
mouth if I could get it there try with
someone else's elbow get their consent
first though yeah
don't just suck someone's weenus without
asking killing yourself is self-defense
because you're killing the person trying
to kill you I want to be held cuddle and
go to sleep with a nice girl and wake up
and have it be real you'll get there
friend
hugs ah my high thought is that that
nice girl is out there right now wishing
she had someone to hold and cuddle with
- I hope your paths align when the time
is right :
it's pretty nice finding the right girl
I look forward every night to sleep next
to her until she steals my blanket and
I'm pushed to the three inch slice of
the bed right next to the edge but other
than that she's great if we could
communicate with cats and actually ask
them whether or not they would wilfully
become a pet
how many would take the deal no danger
free food free health care their whole
life but with very limited freedom I
would like to think they would take the
deal but sometimes I just don't know
edit dogs would in a heartbeat I would
bet the dog would put its paw on your
knee look at you with loving eyes and
say you had me at hello because dogs are
that damned awesome dang you're right my
high response
those bastards would decline the honor
then turn up at dinnertime abuse us for
not feeding them then take the best spot
on the bed and ignore us and the whole
topic
why do we have the letters W and X W
doubleu makes the same phonetic noise as
the letter V V don't they use vs w x EK
s is also redundant for example words
like sex
xylophone etc can be used with their
alternative spellings that will be like
a reincarnation and some sort of
Renaissance of the English language the
first season of Arrested Development is
literally the most elaborate hilarious
impossibly well-written piece of
television I will ever see in my
lifetime it is brilliant and perfect how
my bed feels exactly like clouds and I'm
not in pain
ah I'm glad you're not in pain hang in
there
there is just like rocks everywhere in
the ground on top of the ground in the
water the sky outer space is filled with
rocks big rocks small rocks fast rocks
cold rocks just rocks are everywhere
can't get away from rocks
they'll just be there developing a VR
headset foreign language learning
live-action simulator while being able
to use your hands like in the movie
Minority Report I think it would be cool
to be able to highlight over parts of
the sentence and have it translate them
into your native tongue to see what
individual words mean and I feel like
watching a real person stare at me while
waiting for me to answer will pressure
me to learn faster law ice cubes but the
opposite like rocks are something you
could put in the microwave or oven that
you put in your drink to keep it hot
haha sounds awesome until you remember
we have thermos cups
they're called high Deus and the answers
are called hypotheses I love to get high
on potenuse I was just wondering if
after this whole quarantine ends if my
friends will look older to me or if all
look older to them there were 12
disciples
12 Greek gods and 12 districts in The
Hunger Games and in all of them a 13th
was either added and/or replaced another
what does it mean minecraft music kinda
slaps man super agree stay strapped or
get clapped George Washington it is
better to see em in the shower than to
shower in the [ __ ] Abraham Lincoln I ate
too much chocolate I write down all my
high thoughts I think they're genius at
the time here are some hallucinations
our our portal into a parallel universe
is it possible to have gender fluidity
based on hair length Charlotte church's
crazy chick but it's about cannibals our
relationship with outer space and our
compatibility with it is how I imagine
sea life regard the world beyond the
ocean but music has shapes climate
change is speeding up time I understand
shaved heads did my mom ever find
anything weird in my room after I moved
out did you just touch me with your
Minnesotan hand random thing I wrote I
don't even live in the u.s. law I wonder
what Steve Buscemi looks like hi I
understand shaved heads lmao what the FK
man I wonder what Steve Buscemi looks
like hi you should be wondering what he
looks like sober what would happen if I
tried to smoke a cheeto puff I put a
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in the freezer
before and I just remembered and now I'm
happy
om aan NN i FG love reece cups from the
freezer I'm so jealous
they really do hit different when they
cold in heart this is a foreign concept
to me my heart is beating very fast
maybe I should stop drinking soda nah
I had to turn the TV down to taste my
toast yo I felt this comment in my FG
sol y is ozarks dialogue sooo long in
this episode selfie is such a word word
selfie selfie selfie I thought that I
had a brilliant theory on how the brain
works so I drew out a diagram of the
human brain and labeled different
sections as zones but it's been an hour
since I started and I'm too high to
remember what I was thinking
oh well keep it maybe it'll eventually
come back to you because it was
definitely groundbreaking went to the
zone of forgetfulness I just sat through
the entirety of the movie dusk I don't
know what to think I could demolish a
steak right now five bucks says 95% of
the answers in here are sober people
what does $10 say then about a gram hey
I don't know about that I think a lot of
us are like Lehigh right now seven just
curious is the OP someone who has never
smoked weed or someone new to it I'm a
longtime user and unless I find
something very strong I rarely have
those high thoughts either that or they
have just become regular thoughts oh man
so I'm hearing this trippy sound that I
can't quite figure out the source uh I
think it's the fridge with a FD up
cooling coil but it sounds like alien
spaceships or I could just be imagining
it
hard to say last summer I spent a
weekend with some friends at a lake
cabin we got nice and baked while we
cooked burgers over the bonfire and then
went down to the dock to stargaze as I
was looking up at the stars I realized
that they probably have their own
planets and what if on one of those
planets there was a group of aliens
looking up at the stars and what if we
locked eyes with those aliens if only
for a fraction of a second they would
probably be light-years dead by the time
that light got to you
so true eye contact wouldn't be possible
sorry / I choose to ignore these facts
what's not true about that eye contact
light gets from one point to another
always sunny party food energy BS in
large bowls around the room milk steak
and rum ham for dinner activities
boiling denim night crawlers and using
the rat stick on a family of rats
whoever gets the most rats wins and gets
to clean the toilet greasing up a
watermelon and throwing it into the pool
chardee macdennis and flipadelphia of
course entertainment everyone will
perform in the Nightman cometh
invitations will be on a muscle that
looks like a DK no one will say no
because of the implication are you 3
cool guys looking for other cool guys to
hang out in your party mansion I would
come to this party I have flip flip
flipadelphia stuck in my head RN asked
my brother who is hella high right now
he said when looking for something you
lost look right to left I stead of left
to right cuz you are used to looking
left to right and it is different way of
seeing the world my favorite thing he
ever said to me when hai was when we
were watching TV and someone lost an arm
he said they being too dramatic in st
just need to wait a couple of months for
it to grow back basic facts quote I
should melt chocolate on a piece of
apple pie what kind of cake do you think
that cakeday cake is it's green so then
could also be pistachio there's
pistachio cake anything can be a cake if
you're brave enough what's in my fridge
and should I go get it yes run but
slowly still wondering what's in it I'm
the same and then I spend more time
pondering about what's in the fridge
instead of getting up and checking
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