okay I need to write this Christmas card
for Allison hmm gotta choose my words
carefully mmm
what about - Allison no wait that's
obvious
dear no stick with two - Allison hmm -
why no - cupcake no no no no no no happy
no Merry Christmas I hope that Jesus but
no no no no very bloody Christmas you
I wish it could be Christmas every day
but that would be expensive have a baby
licious Christmas it's a boy as in oh
boy it's Christmas I love you more than
a fat kid loves cupcakes how I love thee
let me count the ways
I guess one one love it's a big one I
have been asked to contact all my former
lovers christmas is a time for magic
like tarot cards except not may
your Christmas be a joyful and memorable
one
like the time I burnt the tree down
except more joyful you're like a cupcake
you're small you're sweet and you give
me diabetes
hashtag Merry Christmas I have no
imagination here's a shot bort card with
a voucher may you continue to elude your
enemies he's checking his list he's
checking it twice Santa has OCD all I
want for Christmas is you and a cupcake
you in a cupcake what I'm going to write
this damn card huh yes of course
yeah perfect and put a finishing touch
cupcake
wait what about right on the envelope we
cupcake