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Bryan Cranston is The Elf on the Shelf

GOOD SHAPE, GIFT CARD WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. HI, JAMES.

>> WHATEVER ARE YOU DOING, YOU OUGHT TO THINK TWICE.

CUZ I'M TAKING NOTES IF ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE.

>> OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY.

JUST POP THAT BACK THERE.

ATA BOY, JAMES.

>> IT'S GAME CALLED WILLEMDAFOE OR WOULDN'T EM DA FOA AND THERE

WITH PICTURES OF WILLEM-- DID YOU JUST.

>> NO, NO, NOT ME.

NO NOW YOU MENTION IT, I CAN'T SMELL THAT.

CRACK A WINDOW.

IT WASN'T ME.

>> HI, JAMES.

YOU MUST TELL THE TRUTH OR SOON YOU WILL SEE, NO PRESENTS FROM

SANTA UNDER THE TREE.

>> IT WAS ME.

IT WAS ME, I'M SORRY.

WE ALL DO IT I'M SORRY.

(LAUGHTER) >> KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

>> HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING.

JUST CHECKING IN, HOW IS IT DOING, ALL GOD.

>> YEAH, JUST RECOVERING FROM THE GIG THE BAND HAD LAST

FRIDAY.

>> James: YOU GUYS SOUNDED FANTASTIC.

WERE YOU GREAT.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO DUCK OUT EARLY BUT YOU KNOW, I NEVER MISS

SEEING THE BAND PLAY.

>> THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME, JAMES, THANKS SO MUCH.

>> HEY.

>> HI, JAMES, I'M ALWAYS WATCHING THROUGH SLEET AND

THROUGH SNOW, IF YOU TRY TO FIB, THEN SANTA WILL KNOW.

>> I WASN'T AT THE GIG.

I DIDN'T GO.

MY DAUGHTER WAS SICK.

>> JAMES.

>> OKAY, SHE WASN'T SICK, SHE WAS FINE, I WAS WATCHING YOUNG

SHELLEDON BUT IT WAS A NEW EPISODE.

IT WAS A REPEAT.

>> WHERE AM I GOING?

HEY, YOUR FINGERS TICKLE.

>> WOULD HOO, JAMES.

>> OOO.

ELF SMOOTHIE.

>> JAMES, I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SILLY.

IF YOU WANT TO PUT SANTA IN A GOOD MOOD, REMEMBER THE BLENDER

IS ONLY FOR FOOD.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON WITH JAMES?

HERE'S A TRICK WITH THE TAPE IF YOU HAVE GIFTS TO WRAP.

FOLD OVER THE CORNER AND MAKE A SMALL FLAP.

>> CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE A SEASON OF JOY SO COME ON-- .

>> James: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WITHIN I DON'T SEEM LIKE ARE YOU

IN A GOOD CHRISTMAS MOOD.

WEE.

>> James: SCREW YOU!

I TELL YOU, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I'VE HAD.

BRYAN CRANSTON SENT ME THE WEIRDEST CHRISTMAS GIFT.

IT WAS-- ANYWAY, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HOME WITH YOU, NOW, BABE.

>> HI, JAMES.

>> James: NO!

(APPLAUSE).