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Seth Rogen, James Franco - Merry Christmas From the Shut-Ins - @midnight w/ Chris Hardwick

NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE SHUT-INS.

NOW GUYS, I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS ALONE SO HERE THOP

US WITH YOU ARE NEXT GAME FROM THE MOVIE THE INTERVIEW,

SETH ROGAN AND JAMES FRANCO!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WELCOME, WELCOME. MR. FRANCO, WELCOME, WELCOME.

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR DROPPING BY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

>> YEAH, OUR PLEASURE, CHRIS. 'TIS THE SEASON.

>> CHRIS: YES, FOR PROMOTING MOVIES.

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

>> SURE. SPEAKING OF OUR MOVIE THE INTERVIEW, IT COMES OUT

CHRISTMAS DAY, EVERYBODY.

>> CHRIS: NICE, NICE. THAT'S A NICE TO THING TO DO.

YEAH.

>> AND WHAT A PERFECT COINCIDENCE, GUYS THIS JUST

HAPPENS TO BE WHAT OUR NEXT GAME IS ALL ABOUT.

CHRISTMAS.

>> YAY! THAT IS AMAZING HOW THAT WORKED OUT.

I'M VERY EXCITED.

>> IT IS LIKE IT'S FATE.

>> CHRIS: IT'S FATED. IT'S FATED THAT YOU WERE HERE, THAT YOU

MADE A MOVIE AND IT'S GOING TO COME ON OUT ON CHRISTMAS,

AND IT'S CHRISTMASTIME.

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

SO THERE THIS GAME ARE YOU GOING TO BE SHOWING US

PEOPLE AWKWARD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTOS AND THE

COMICS HAVE TO GIVE A LINE IN THE CHRISTMAS CARD.

DOES THAT ABOUT SUM IT UP?

>> THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY CORRECT.

AND WE FIGURED A GOOD WAY TO START THAT GAME WAS TO SHOW MINE

AND FRANCO'S CHRISTMAS CARD THAT WE MADE.

>> CHRIS: OH, THAT'S SO NICE.

LET'S SEE IT. LET'S SEE IT.

FANTASTIC.

SO NICE.

>> IT IS NICE.

>> CHRIS: WHAT WOULD BE A LINE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS CARD.

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHOEVER WE HIRED TO PLAY

THAT SANTA CLAUS WAS NOT NEARLY AS BUMMED OUT ABOUT

THIS PICTURE AS HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

>> SO SETH AND JAMES ARE GOING TO STICK AROUND BUT

LET'S LOOK AT MORE WEIRDO CHRISTMAS PHOTOS.

FIRST UP THIS HUMAN SANTA-PEDE.

>> OH.

>> THE RUDOLPH IN THIS SCENARIO DOES NOT LOOK VERY

HAPPY.

JUDAH, YOU LOOK SUPERBUMMED OUT BY THIS.

>> I WOULD SAY LAST ONE BUTT [BLEEP] SAY ROTTEN EGG.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. POINTS.

>> GREAT JOB.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR HIM SAY ALL RIGHT, LOWER THE

ANTLERS, EVERYBODY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> CHRIS: DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, FRANCO?

>> I GOT NOTHING.

>> FRANCO WAS ACTUALLY PHOTO SHOPPED OUT OF THIS PHOTO.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, THESE GHOSTS OF BOY BAND PAST.

>> CHRIS: SNOW-OH OH OH.

JUDAH.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE OUR

SNOWMAN KILLED HIMSELF.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, OKAY, POINTS. 100 POINTS FOR THAT ONE.

>> I WANT TO COMMENT ON THE SCOPE OF THIS [BLEEP]

SNOWMAN.

>> THAT IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE.

>> WE CAN MOCK THESE GUYS ALL WE WANT, THAT'S IS THE

BEST SNOWMAN I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE [BLEEP] LIFE.

>> CHRIS: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, THESE GUYS GOT IT

DONE.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, THE CHRISTMAS MORNING LIBERATION

FRONT.

WHAT?

KIDS CAN'T HAVE ASSAULT RIFLES ANY MORE? JUDAH.

>> I CONDITION BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE WE

KILLED SANTA CLAUS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. SURE.

>> I'M JUST GENUINELY THINKING WHAT THE LEAST

JEWISH THING ABOUT THIS PICTURE IS.

IT'S THE CHRISTMAS, THE BLOND HAIR OR ITS GUNS.

I REALLY CAN'T TELL.

>> CHRIS: ALL RIGHT.

LAST ONE, THIS NONTRADITIONAL FAMILY, IS A VERY --

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> CHRIS: YES, BROOKS.

>> THINGS AREN'T GOING GREAT.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> FOR ANY OF US.

ALL THREE OF US, THIS IS A LOW POINT.

>> YEAH -- >> CHRIS: JUDAH.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T KILLED MYSELF YET.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY HANUKKAH.

>> MR. FRANCO DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT FOR THIS?

OR ARE YOU --

>> I THINK HE'S MAKING THE BEST OF IT.

>> CHRIS: HE IS. WE'RE [BLEEP]ING ON THIS GUY --

>> FRANCO, POINT.

>> CHRIS: THAT EAT END OF MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR THE SHUT-INS.

WATCH THE INTERVIEW, CHRISTMAS DAY, SETH

REGULAREN AND JAMES FRANCO, EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU, SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

AND THERE THEY GO!